sloth dick 

When you can't get boner very quickly. The begining stages of Erectial Dysfunction.

I was about to bone this chick but it took me an hour and a half to get hard. Stupid sloth dick.

sloth dick by Yung titty lord March 10, 2015

dick slot 

The gap in an open front commercial toilet seat

Friend 1: How was that sit?
Friend 2: Dude, it was comfortable because the toilet seat had a dick slot.

dick slot by IHATERIIDO April 15, 2009

Dick slosh 

When you pull down your pants with a massive boney and your dick slaps the girl who's working on it.

"Dude I totally dick sloshed Stacey when she was about to give me head!"

Dick slosh by Madelinska July 11, 2016

Alaskan Dicker-Slosh 

This term is used when woman eats a mans testical while giving birth to a newborn baby.

Ooh, ALaskan Dicker-Slosh!

Alaskan Dicker-Slosh by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ November 29, 2023