sloppy cunt

Insult for one who fails miserably due to unpreparedness, incompetence, or laziness. Used widely in England.

I said TWO sugars vicar, not one! You sloppy cunt!

sloppy cunt by Teddy Hancock August 2, 2008

sloppy cunt

The female sexual organ whether excessively lubricated or filled with the detritus of a previous ejaculation during sequential intercourse; a wet vagina.

"I hate going to a whorehouse and banging away at some sloppy cunt," said Ranger Rick.

sloppy cunt by Tunmy AuGratin February 27, 2006

sloppy cunt

A drinking game invented by Australian university students in the '90s. The loser of each round has to give their best two cards to the winner as well as skull a drink (by preference a pint of beer). The loser is dubbed the Sloppy Cunt until they stop losing rounds whereby the new loser is the Sloppy Cunt. This continues until everyone is munted.

"I just wanted to play cards, but I fucked up and became the Sloppy Cunt."

sloppy cunt by SuperSloppy September 11, 2013

Sloppy Cunt Punch 

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.

Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!

Sloppy Cunt Punch by Markla January 10, 2008

slopp cunt 

Slopp Cunt is the act of acting like a total drunken total whore

When Jordan drinks She acts like a slopp cunt whore around all the guys

slopp cunt by Jack Davidson March 8, 2015

soppy cunt 

Used by Europeans (English, etc.).

You spilled me pint you soppy cunt, you! I outa box your ears!

soppy cunt by Travis December 7, 2004

Cunt Slappy 

1.A violent vagina fingering

2. Great name to use in a video game.

1. We were doing some crazy nastyness which resulted in some cunt slappy.

2. You were killed by Cunt Slappy.

Cunt Slappy by Dont you worry about it September 22, 2006