Slobbyist

Fat, middle aged trolls that hide behind an alias on escort review boards. Their purpose is to insult, defame and harm an adult entertainer’s reputation. Their misogynistic attitude is prevalent in their critically unflattering reviews and board posts.

...a bunch of old fat slobbyists can't even get laid 4-pay have nothing better to do than use TER to whine about others! misogynist board troll

by Sophie4U June 25, 2016

lobbyist

A person who is interested in basically bribing, without actually doing so, US Congressmen. Go against the principles of the Constitution because it makes the Senators and Representatives represent people other than their constituents. Take away the citizen's voice by making Congressmen more concerned with corporate fatcat profits rather than the good of the people.

"The lobbyist tried to get the Senator to pass the bill by buying him a hooker, but the Senator turned out to be gay, so the bill failed."

by commiebobo March 19, 2009

Hotel lobbyist

A guest who spends more time in the lobby than their room. Usually talking to reception staff about uninteresting facts that no body asked about.

Guest: .... and you got to roll your fingers in a downwards motion. Don't tug at it, alot of people think its a tugging motion because it looks that way, but its not...
Receptionist1: oh .... I see?

half an hour later, the guest has just left the lobby. Receptionist is catching up on paper work with a colleague.

Receptionist2: So what was the hotel lobbyist going on about?
Receptionist1:I think he was teaching me how to milk a cow or something?

by Shaniak June 7, 2010

lobbyist

A corporate fatcat who is sent to Washington to manipulate politicians with money benefiting their industry

a lobbyist is the single-most disgusting vermin in the US next to the politicians.

by [e-mail] August 15, 2007

Slobbit

Two incredibly cute people who are in love with each other but too shy to do anything about it.

Dang that slobbit over there is really cute. They should really go out or something.

by CamelOnALeaf June 10, 2014

lobbyistism

The current economic/political system in the United States in which whoever can pay the best lobbyist can skew (and screw) the laws and economic system to their own benefit.It is an extremely corrupted form of capitalism in which the labor of many benefit the fewest possible.

Occupy Wall Street is actually a show of disatisfaction with the current economic system of lobbyistism.

by wizzbang56 October 13, 2011

Lobbyists

(Noun) The new American Citizen, whose everyday vote (Money) matters more than the vote of the original American Citizen.

(Verb) Screwing someone over with the power of money!

Those lobbyists sure got the win over the majority of American people, when they were able to get the President to retract his proposal on National Healthcare.

Lobbyists...Feeding the rich, while starving the poor!

Democracy, a government ran by the lobbyists for the lobbyists!

Did you see the way Danny lobbied Billy, when trying to get Sally's attention?

by TheLacynator April 29, 2011