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sloams

My cat sloams all over me to show how much he loves me.
by PoovieWoovieWoo March 5, 2018
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big city slams

Chicks from larger cities that fuck guys from rural areas. Typically used by hockey players
"Roady to the big city this weekend boys"
"You know what that means"

"Big city slams boys"
"Freda"
by ssc_43 October 22, 2017
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Slamster

A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a male gerbil.
Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.
by Frog eyes January 2, 2012
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Sloamd

The act of recieving obscene amouts of money from a close relative for your first capitalist venture, and still trying to pass yourself off as a self-made man.

First popularised by donald J Trump--an idiot--in the now infamous phrase "a Small Loan Of A Million Dollars"
example 1:

Donald Trump sloamd his way into the upper echelons of New York society.

example 2:
"So, Mr. Burkowitz, do you think Mr. Trump is a self-made man?"
Mr. Burkowitz: "Well, Mr. Schmidt, I remain undecided on the matter, seeing that he "recieved a small loan of a million dollars from his father". It may thus be fair to say that he sloamed his way up, just like Mr. Musk over there"
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sloansexual

when you are only attracted to mark slon
“oh your straight? i’m sloansexual”
by mollieeeeee January 3, 2021
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Slamsqueel

A slamsqueel is the most prime and final stage of a del val slut. At this point in time is when these slams start taking there slam status seriously, banging and slamming everything in sight. Also with a great cock sucking ability that will blow your mind/load.
That slamsqueel can sure suck a cock.
by Nas aka neezy January 21, 2009
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Sloasted

when someone has been both slayed and roasted
Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.

John: You say that while riding the debate bus?

Jack: SLOASTED!
by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010
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