slippery earls 

Refers to dress shoes. Usually men's dress shoes because of the slippery, leather sole.

Whenever you wear a suit you have to wear slippery earls.

slippery earls by Ron Collins December 27, 2007

Slippery Earlobe 

The act of having sex with the woman on top and she squirts on you aiding for lubrication and stimulation.

"Can you make it squirt?"
"Yeah I can make it real wet."
"Good i'll give you the ol' slippery earlobe."

Slippery Earlobe by BigWillie420 September 30, 2011