slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

slicker than cum on a gold tooth by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

Slicker than seal shit 

The best way to describe something cool or unreal as a form of excitement.

The new rims I got for my low profile tires are slicker than seal shit.

Slicker than seal shit by Gramielson November 7, 2012

slicker than owl shit 

cool, neat-o; an amplified version of "slick"

Dude, that new suit is slicker than owl shit.

slicker than owl shit by headth August 22, 2011

slicker than a fags ass 

Used to describe something wet and slippery.

Be careful little johny...that pool deck is slicker than a fags ass!

slicker than a fags ass by dale cooper March 2, 2005

Slicker Than Your Average 

A desirable individual, which no other living being compares to. Said to be Pav.

"Man I Swearrrr He's Slicker Than Your Average?"
"Yeah Thats Pav"
He's Slicker Than Your Average

Slicker Than Your Average by Harry Dhinsa January 27, 2008

Slicker than slug slime 

Slicker than slug slime

Watch out Bob that floor is slicker than slug slime you'll bust your ass!

Slicker than slug slime by GooserGoose May 13, 2018

slicker than coonshit

about as slick as snot on a brass doorknob.

the Urban Dictionary website is slicker than coonshit!

slicker than coonshit by TeleVisionary July 12, 2010