slayitus 

the feeling or disease of slaying to hard

omg i think becca has been slaying for a whole day, she might get slayitus

slayitus by heartzforpoppy September 5, 2022

Slakitus 

The name of a condition where a person leaves a message unopened for several hours despite being active on one's phone and replying to other people.

You've contracted slakitus again.

Slakitus by Assimilation472 July 8, 2023