slappy dang 

A person who likes to masturbate a lot!
Slap their dang

Shit Ryan! You're such a slappy dang!

slappy dang by saintmarys November 18, 2017

Sloppy Dangler

Taken from the word dangler, a sloppy dangler is one who dangles while also breaking their own ankles. Oftentimes, a sloppy dangler has difficulties skating or is a few beers deep. In some contexts, a sloppy dangle can be a move pulled off with little finnesse.

Max is a sloppy dangler tonight, must have had a couple beers before the game.

Sloppy Dangler by Gerald Rice June 21, 2008

slappydangle 

A slacker with a penis that is long enough to dangle.

Andy sure is a slappydangle.

slappydangle by slappydangle February 6, 2010