Slampstick 

Something unidentifiable but close enough to recognize said object/person.

Is that a slampstick over there?

Slampstick by Theperson? December 27, 2020

shamestick 

A stick of butter rolled in sugar and then eaten

You're fat because you love those god damn shamesticks!!

shamestick by FS SMITH February 19, 2009

slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.

Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"

slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

SlapStick 

Comedy based on violence

SlapStick by bezzerwizzer May 14, 2003

Slamastica 

Fantastic, with a little LeBron James and Metallica greatness

It was slamastica when that stripper left the VIP room and tipped ME $100.

Slamastica by Deelicious25 August 24, 2006

slamstick 

the tubelike object that hangs between a man's thighs. Also known as a penis.

I gave her a mushroom tatoo with my slamstick.

slamstick by Chris Wagner January 18, 2003