slam jam

a party, or large gathering with people who like to take jam jars, and slam them on random objects joring this occasion.

person 1: hey what did you do last night, you look tired
person 2:I was at a slam jam all night last night I had no time for sleep.

slam jam by bwiflnksd November 25, 2016

slam jam

The act of having the most violent, outrageous, and deafening intercourse of any kind, providing the thrusting has the capability of serious injury if used incorrectly.

Yo biatch, its 2 clock, get yo tank azz in here and get yo slam jam

think that hurt? wait till i slam jam your ass

slam jam by snuffleluffagous May 4, 2005

slam jam

Mandatory slamming of a full beer by all comrades who are drinking. The goal being to be the first one done so you can call everyone else a pussy.

After finally getting some beer, everyone grabbed one and I announced Slam Jam! All bottles were hoisted up with mine being the first emptied.

The party friendly short version is "Mandatory SJ"

slam jam by Brf June 19, 2006

slam jam

1) To slam a penis directly into the vagina, anus or aural cavity.
2) Unleashing a furious blow to another person's face, chest, grundel or groin

Deeeeaaaaaammm boyeee, diiiisss bitch azz gotzta gets up, iza gotsa slam jam dis foool

Get up bitch, its time for me to slam jam the fuck out of your ass

slam jam by willywonkaswanka May 2, 2005

Slam Jam

A drinking game in which any number of merrymakers attempt to bounce ping pong balls off a wall or window in to 4 personal beer cups while listening to "Space Jam" by Quad City Djs. Each player has 4 of their own cups that they must sink, drink and flip, in order to win. After a player sinks a cup, they must flip the cup from the edge of the table (like flip cup) in order to continue shooting at their remaining cups. The first person to sink, drink and flip their cups is crowned winner (and most drunk). The method of shooting differs from beer pong in that all shots must go directly off the wall in to each cup, making it a genuine slam jam.

Kris! There's a Slam Jam going on...what the fuck are you doing!?

Slam Jam by Squalright December 21, 2010

slutty slam jam

the act of slamming (aggressively thrusting) a male's gentiles either around or inside a female's oral or genital region. This may be an act of force or an act of mutuality.

some guy to his sexual deviant friend: yo you get some slappy last night with that girl?

sexual deviant: homie you know I fuckin slutty slam jammed that narc.

slutty slam jam by slutter November 25, 2007

Pre - Slam Jam 

The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.

Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)

Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!

Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Pre - Slam Jam by Rockefellar Skank December 10, 2010