skidburn

when a person takes a very large shit in the toilet, flushes, and the large terd comes spinning around only to pop out of the water, skim ur ass, and thus you get skidburns.

*Flush*
"Oh God! skidburn....."
"aggh..."
*more toiletpaper*

by iamnotracis January 6, 2011

Sidburn

When you are repeatedly exposed to Sid and you find out you might be a little gay.

I spent too much time with Sid and got a Sidburn.

by Lidney July 16, 2023