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skeetress 

A modern day misstress. A woman enjoys getting skeeted on. Not your girlfriend but a girl who you can wield whenever you want.
"Hey I think that chick likes you Rox." "Yeah I dont think I wana date her but I'd defintly make her my skeetress"
skeetress by Bone Sabre January 14, 2008
To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).
Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.
skeetered by deckhand February 23, 2010

Mount SkeetMore 

Mount Skeetmore is the legendary mountain where the Skeet Friends had an epic battle against their enemies, the Deuce Droppers. The battle had nothing to do with fighting though, all they did was do what they were good at. The Skeet Friends masturbated and squirted semen on their opponents, and the deuce droppers crapped on their opponent. It was an even, and disgusting, fight but in the end the Deuce Droppers were sticky and covered in semen and the Skeet Friends prevailed. There were no fatalities, but it was not a pretty site.

The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.
Mount SkeetMore would have been named Mount Deucemore if the Deuce Droppers would have beat the Skeet Friends.

(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)

skeetstress 

A receiver of skeet; one who is skeeted upon.
"Yeah we've been dating for a bit, she might be my permanent skeetstress."

or

"Don't call my skeetstress a skeetstress in front of my skeetstress."
skeetstress by a p January 12, 2008

Speedfire 

Speed·fire
n.

The most annoying, immature poster that ever found his way to the Desert Combat Forums. His childish antics, extremely perverted attitude, and generally annoying posts have made him into a laughing stock, and have subsequently gotten him banned.
Cut the bullshit posts. Don't be a Speedfire.
Speedfire by Silence14 March 8, 2005

Skeetile Disfunction 

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.
Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)
Skeetile Disfunction by Bluez March 9, 2008
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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