skeet job 

noun
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at

"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"

"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."

skeet job by JELMS January 19, 2010

sheet job

When you order hookers to your days inn hotel room only to be told that they cant touch your penis without a sheet over it. Like a penis dressed up like a ghost. Still worth it.

"Hey Joe did you get head from that girl?" "Nah only a sheet job" "LUCKY!"
"Hey guys sorry im in such a bad mood, my wife gave me another sheet job again last night!"

sheet job by SkidMizzy April 15, 2008