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a) An allergic reaction to cum.

b) A resistance to receive a cumshot.

c) A female that is not attracted to males. A lesbian.
My girlfriend won't let me cum on her tits. It's like she has a skeet allergy or something.

That girl looks like a dike - she must have a skeet allergy.
by cw3 March 28, 2008
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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