Seattle University is a small, quaint, Jesuit
college located in a shithole ghetto section of
Seattle and attended by students who couldn't make the bar for University of Washington but wanted to hang out in Seattle's depressing weather anyway because they mistakenly thought Seattle would be a great place to live.
Dude, I heard you didn't make it into UW.
Yeah but I can still hang with you in
Seattle's depressing
fucking weather 'cause Seattle University let me in. Hopefully that rain doesn't drive us to suicide.