Seattle
University is a small, quaint, Jesuit college located in a shithole ghetto section of Seattle and attended by students who couldn't make the bar for
University of Washington but wanted to hang out in Seattle's
depressing weather anyway because they mistakenly thought Seattle would be a great place to live.
Dude, I heard you didn't make it into UW.
Yeah but I can still hang with you in Seattle's
depressing fucking weather 'cause Seattle
University let me in.
Hopefully that rain doesn't drive us to suicide.