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Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

When you travel to Jamaica secretly with your secret lover and using the excuse of visiting your sister in Scottsdale as an excuse for your new tan.
Kevin: Jan you look tanned

Jan: Thank you, I was.... Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

Sister-In-Law 

1. Your Husband's, Brother's Wife

2. The annoying bitch who thinks she has been in the family longer, so she can command the family to do what she wants.

3. The Family Manipulator

4. The Bitch that won't be at my wedding.
*Your* sister-in-law will NOT be at our wedding, because that bitch does not know how to shut her mouth.

Sisterkins 

A broad term used by drug induced/intoxicated individuals to greet one another before engaging in discussion. An elite sisterkins is most commonly found at raves at the crackhead techno stage and never near the main stage. Widely accepted and praised amongst the gay community as they mingle together. Confused as to if an individual is an imposter sisterkins? Closely examine their nostrils for flakes of a white substance and watch their excitement level if they hear the word “poppers”
Mexican Twink: Omg heyyyyy sisterkins!!!

A sister gorl: Omg bitch! My wig!
Sisterkins by Le Grand December 16, 2019

Sister-in-law 

A conceited stupid fuck with two idiotic offspring that still lick the windows at the bowling alley and get everyone and themselves sick. This is also the same moron that told her suicidal husband to put a bag over his head because he found another man’s cock in his wife’s mouth. It’s the dumbass you pray gets into a really really really bad accident.
I hope my sister-in-law gets eaten by a polar bear.
Sister-in-law by Phaedrus3rd August 19, 2019

Sister-In-Law 

IT is an over weight, miserable woman,
related to Your husband.

IT is Someone who looks an awful lot like Your Monster In-Law.

IT is Someone who expects respect for no good reasons whatsoever.

IT is Someone who thinks She can say and do whateverthehell She wants, and get away with it.

IT is Someone who thinks she can have whatever She wants, especially rich married men (with children) who own businesses.

IT is Someone who wants You to have an abortion to make Herself feel better, because, the year before, She had one, and can't stand the thought of seeing a beautiful little newborn.

IT is Someone who has a really, really, realllllly bad snobby accent.
It was a Sunday night, in like 1998, There was a day off School the next day. So, on purpose We placed Our Children at a friend's house to go out to dinner with Hubbys family, knowing Sister-in-Law, AKA Home Wrecker, AKA Gold digger,AKA divorced3xLoser will be looking for FREE CHILD CARE for Monday and would have her kids with her at the Restaurant,with hopes to get a sleep over going at OUR HOUSE...Then, here weeeee go!! Hubby and I walk in (Childless,hahaha) to The Restaurant & Lisa starts screaming in a fit of rage...again...at her parents and everybody at the table "WHO'S GOING TO WATCH MY KIDS TOMORROW?!(((with a snobby acccent)))She sulked all night, was a B*tch to everyone, and She said, "PEOPLE NEED TO GROW UP". She wouldn't even look at Us the whole night.... It was WONDERFUL.

Summer 2001: Lisa is screaming in a fit of rage again... I NEED A CAR! Let me use Your wife's car! THIS IS MY WEEKEND!(((with a snobby accent)))

Way back when... It was 1995,I believe, after My Hubby's Brain Surgery: Lisa is screaming in a fit of rage...again! " YOU DON"T LOOOOVVVVVE MYYYYY BROTHERRRRRR! YOU DON"T DO ANYTHING FOR HIM. I LOVE MY BROTHER...(((With a snobby accent)))
Sister-In-Law by Wanda Marie July 18, 2006

Sister-in-law 

1)The princess-bitch your brother marries because he never asked for your advice.
"Hey, that girl sure acts like Paris Hilton but looks alot like Hillary Clinton."

"Yeah, that's my sister-in-law."
Sister-in-law by TheBetterKatie September 3, 2009