Simulated Anal 

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

Simulated Anal by KaBoom August 14, 2014

Simulated annealing

algorithm consisting of a molecular dynamics simulation with gradually decreasing temperature

In order to find the lowest energy of the molecule, I used a simulated annealing calculation.

Simulated annealing by CompChem311 April 25, 2010

simulated blumpkin 

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

simulated blumpkin by evilleppy June 13, 2020

simulated wood

a black person who acts very white; an oreo; a wanna-be peckerwood.

He just a simulated wood.

simulated wood by Derek Williams September 9, 2003

Simulated Hunt 

When you hunt something down without hurting it; akin to raising a child.

Guy 1: “Hey how’s your mother doing?”

Guy 2: “Fine, now that I’ve performed a simulated hunt on that beast.”

Simulated Hunt by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022

Simulated Bacon Bits 

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

Simulated Bacon Bits by The baconater August 1, 2009

Simulated Reality 

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.

"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."

Simulated Reality by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023