Her name is Cristine not Christine or Kristien or Kristine it is CRISTINE
She has a boyfriend named Ben and sister named jen
An amazing Canadian youtuber who curses ALOT and loves holo
She has two cats named zyler and menchie
she also has a wall of nail polish. She is living the life 🙄☺️💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
A youtuber who works for the canadian government as a crime statistics analyst. Her name is CRISTINE. She loves holo (holographic) nail polish which are reflective rainbows sent straight from the holo gods. Also, she has two cats, named Zyler and one named Menchie (cutest cats ever) and has converted many people including me into holo sexuality. She started the 100 layers challenge
OMG SIMPLYNAILOGICAL IS BAE! DID YOU SEE HER YOUTUBE NAILS AT VID CON? GO SUBSCRIBE TO HER!!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*