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simple ho 

As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.

A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”

Vs. a basic bitch

Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.

*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
simple ho by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018
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simple hoe 

a hoe, whom is simple. not dumb, not ugly. just simple.

and/or a hoe who isn't worth your time.
ex. chris yetman.

ex 2. 'OWNYOSHIT. SIMPLEHOE.'

ex 3. 'gtfo i don't have time for a simple hoe'

sample hoe 

A SAMPLE hoe is a just a HOE who any guy like your brother, your father or just a any dude who samples off of you . A hoe who isn't worthy of anything else but just a SAMPLE, a taste but nothing more. A sample that just gets passed on and on but never gets taking serious and sits on a shelve for another person to come by and sample off of because you just a HOE and nothing more.
Your a sample hoe respect yourself or no one will!
sample hoe by Tu mama January 12, 2014

simply.hoeless 

the worst one piece anitoker and all his moots are dirty fags fuck simply hoeless😂
timmy- have you seen simply.hoeless's new vid
jared- who the FUCK is that loser hes admitting to being hoeless what a bitch 😂
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