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A simant loves boobs. He is the most nastiest person you’ll ever get to know, but in a good way. A simant doesn’t easily get attached to things but when he does, he’ll love you unconditionally. A simant is a guy who minds his own businesses and literally gives no shit about what people think. He will never show you who he really is until he trusts you, so never judge a simant if you don’t really know him because his awkwardness might be mistaken for something else. A simant is also very selfish, but when it comes to relationships that means he will give you all his attention and want you all to himself. Also, if you ever get to be close to a simant he will always make you feel like you can be yourself. Don’t ever let a simant go because he is really one of a kind.
guy 1: who is that guy? he’s so cool.
guy 2: Bro that my man simant.
simant by googleknowsbest September 29, 2018
Someone who puts a smile on everyones faces and has a bit of wit. The guy has plenty of beautiful, funny stories to tell you and he's loves and lives life to the fullest. He's sweet, a little shy and a hopeless romantic, an absolute gentleman, will make you laugh on days you're low, deeply cares, will treat you like queen and yes he wont shut the fuck up- but you'll love that about him. He's someone you can count and you'll be delighted to meet a guy like him . It's a pure bliss to have him around.
Simant is such a <3
Simant by Pineapple* April 13, 2022

Simantha 

simantha is definetely the greatest friend a girl can ever have. if you are feeling down or alone she will always find you and brighten your day. she puts a smile on her face to please others even when shes not doing that great. shes beautiful inside and out and her personality is amazingly wonderful. you would absolutely love to have a simantha for a friend.
i met a Simantha today and she brightened up my world
Simantha by Twinxx September 15, 2013

semantophile 

A person who, in an attempt to be righteous, cannot hold a regular conversation due to his or her undying need to argue the semantics of the second person's speech
(Victoria is the semantophile in the following conversation)

Elie: I can't stand when people argue semantics.

Victoria: But if by "argue" you mean they take a stand against what might be a culturally accepted term for you, then technically you're not looking at their point of view.

Elie: But you're missing the point...

Victoria: If "the point" is open to interpretation then one can never so-called "miss" it.

Elie: Oh god...
semantophile by L-Dub Elie March 6, 2009
A person in BLACK OPS MAC who will penetrate you with his gun and knives. This person is not just a human, this person is a legend. You will witness this wonderfulness in BLACK OPS MAC. This person has powers that no one has, this person has almost the same ability of a grasshopper and a snake. Sneaky and jumpy. so be careful.

Im telling you once. Not telling you twice.
Guy: omg sumanto is here
People: NO, WE WILL ALL DIE
Sumanto: shhh.
Sumanto by lfknguyen March 12, 2013
She came from heaven.

And when I look at her, I believe that God has dived down into the bottom of creation.

She is the light from the moon and stars. She is the lamp of the temple.

My eyes are always thirsty at one sight of her. And just a glimpse of that beautiful face, makes me go crazy.

You will feel lost as you look into her radiant eye, it will show you the beauty of nature.

Exotic aromatic aroma like her sweet words. There's sweetness in her anger. Arrogant, yet full of colors.

Flowers blossom on her lips. Moon can be found in her eyes. Scattered pearls like the morning rays, is her smile.

She is beautiful, unique, and special.

She is fearfully and wonderfully made, and not a single soul ever is just like her.

She is the most cutest, loveliest, and amazing person.

She has a special ability to read minds.

God in his infinite love for her made her on purpose, for a purpose, and he made her beautiful.
The other name for a fairy/angle is Simantini
simantini by yourteddybear November 24, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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