When you're sleeping over at a friends
house, traveling, or spending
time away from home and, because you wake up before everyone else and can't fall back asleep, you proceed to find a bathroom and
masturbate in complete silence as not to wake the other people.
Dude, I
regret to inform you that whilst you and
everyone else were still sleeping, I gave myself the silent treatment in the bathroom.
Yeah so we went back to her
house and she ended up passing out. So, the silent treatment was my only option.