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Shycologist 

A certifiable & trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour & leaves you feeling fucked.

Normally introverted the only way they can interact with humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.
"Have you tried blaming your parents & teachers ?" inquired the Shycologist

"Did they hit you hard enough to make me hit you financially,I want to help you......get your credit card out?!"
Shycologist by The Belteshazzar January 31, 2010
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the smell of lysol over shit.

someone takes a dump, sprays air freshener...got that shisol scent.
Nothing like the smell of crisp linen with the hint of last nights supper.

"it smells like shisol in here."
shisol by beazyd September 26, 2011

PO'SHYOL NAHUI 

Po'shyol nahui means fuck off or fuck you
you can just go up to some one ant tell them po'shyol nahui
PO'SHYOL NAHUI by jannikersej123 March 26, 2017
one of the most amazing friend you'll ever have
he's loyal and kind but will mess with you when he has a chance

he's kinda a nerd but talk about manga and anime or video games he can rant on
'why can't you be more like that guy shyson'
shyson by ReaperGamesINC44 January 11, 2018
you so shyson
shyson by sexylady616 December 21, 2019
P 1: Wow, aren't you a lil shit
P 2: Yeah, it's cuz I'm a Shyson
Shyson by ReaperGamesINC44 May 25, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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