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Shycologist 

A certifiable & trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour & leaves you feeling fucked.

Normally introverted the only way they can interact with humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.
"Have you tried blaming your parents & teachers ?" inquired the Shycologist

"Did they hit you hard enough to make me hit you financially,I want to help you......get your credit card out?!"
Shycologist by The Belteshazzar January 31, 2010
Related Words
the smell of lysol over shit.

someone takes a dump, sprays air freshener...got that shisol scent.
Nothing like the smell of crisp linen with the hint of last nights supper.

"it smells like shisol in here."
shisol by beazyd September 26, 2011

PO'SHYOL NAHUI 

Po'shyol nahui means fuck off or fuck you
you can just go up to some one ant tell them po'shyol nahui
one of the most amazing friend you'll ever have
he's loyal and kind but will mess with you when he has a chance

he's kinda a nerd but talk about manga and anime or video games he can rant on
'why can't you be more like that guy shyson'
shyson by ReaperGamesINC44 January 11, 2018
you so shyson
shyson by sexylady616 December 21, 2019
P 1: Wow, aren't you a lil shit
P 2: Yeah, it's cuz I'm a Shyson
Shyson by ReaperGamesINC44 May 25, 2018