shwastitute 

Someone who lives in, or is from, Oshawa.

Person 1: Hey Sarah, are we gonna go to that new coffee shop I heard about?
Person 2: All the way in Oshawa? No way, it's crawling with shwastitutes!
Person 1: Oh, good point. I wouldn't want to get caught up in that mess.

shwastitute by shwastitute October 5, 2007

sharstitute 

A whore who will do anything for a bag of crystal meth.

Sorry bro I guess that weak ass sharstitute did give you VD, and you owe the bitch a bag.

sharstitute by cranksterman February 7, 2006

shastitude 

1. The attitude of your average greek life member during the week preceding SHASTA.

2. The attitude one has while shastasizing. See shastasize definition.

look at Alexa's anchor bro tank! Those girls have the best shastitude!!

shastitude by mags5566 May 28, 2011

spastitute 

A spastic who's general lack of self esteem and rock bottom economic /social standing has ultimately led them into proistitution and or drug addiction. Having arisen as a direct result of the global econoimic recession spastitutes now have a niche market in the world of prostitution often with client bases consisting of the rich, famous and powerful. It is rumoured that 3 spastitutes actually have a hidden bum dungeon 30 feet below the house of commons.

Hello their tarquin, im off to play polo would you care to join me?

Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.

spastitute by necromancer March 6, 2012

sharastitute 

A jabronis' girl who shares her arse alot!

That jabronis girl is such a sharastitute!

sharastitute by ALKILLU August 4, 2016