shut the jeabot

an expression of disbelief, extreme incredulity, similar to "get the fuck out of town," featured in "Latawnya: The Naughty Horse that Learned to Say 'No' to Drugs"

Blythe: Caroline, I understand exactly what happens in "The Tree of Life" AND I got us tickets for tonight's taping of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, which is everyone's favorite show!
Caroline: Shut the jeabot, r u serious?????