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How many people pronounce the word, "sugar".
{Debbie}: Angie, how many shurgers do you want in your coffee?
{Angie}: Two please.
shurger by Telephony July 5, 2014

Shurmuring 

A term used to describe underachieving or lack of preparation. Often disguised as progress, Shurmuring often leads to ridicule and termination.
Uncle Tony: Boy ole Pat really has been Shurmuring the last few weeks.

Ricky: Yeah, but doesn't he always? How has he kept his job this long?

Uncle Tony: Because he has shown some significant progress
Shurmuring by bestofud October 18, 2012

Shermer's First Law of Intelligence 

From a Penn & Teller show, a quote from Michael Shermer: "Smart people are very good at rationalising things they came to believe for unsmart reasons."
You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.

Shlupfer Sturmer 

Translated into english means "Panty Penetrator" Adj, used to describe sweet strong alcoholic drinks as used by men everywhere to supplement their weak seducing skills. i.e. Baileys, Archers, Schnapps, Jaegermeister, Cointreau, any other high proof alcohol....
A: I say old Bean, Cindy is being a little cold this evening

B: No worries old fruit, I've heard that after a few shlupfer sturmers, she uses her undergarments solely to warm her ankles!
Shlupfer Sturmer by Hasser December 30, 2008

Getting Shurmured 

Often disguised as progress or battling, getting Shurmured is the act of losing a close sporting matchup with poor decision making, lack of consitency and inability to motivate a group of professionals.

Well known throughout the city of Cleveland an in many other areas of NE Ohio.
Uncle Tony: Well we had this game in the bag until that last TD drive by the other team.

Cousin Louie: Yep, I sure am tired of getting Shurmured each week.

Uncle Tony: Yep, but we are used to it
Getting Shurmured by bestofud November 5, 2012
To laugh histaricly or un-controllably sometimes so bad you may end up pooping yourself.
The clown caused him to shurter.
Shurter by Theboss154 August 4, 2014