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Shurmuring
A term used to describe underachieving or lack of preparation. Often disguised as progress, Shurmuring often leads to ridicule and termination.
Uncle Tony: Boy ole Pat really has been Shurmuring the last few weeks.
Ricky: Yeah, but doesn't he always? How has he kept his job this long?
Uncle Tony: Because he has shown some significant progress
Ricky: Yeah, but doesn't he always? How has he kept his job this long?
Uncle Tony: Because he has shown some significant progress
Shurmuring by bestofud October 18, 2012
Shermer's First Law of Intelligence
From a Penn & Teller show, a quote from Michael Shermer: "Smart people are very good at rationalising things they came to believe for unsmart reasons."
You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.
Shermer's First Law of Intelligence by Fearman December 28, 2007
Shlupfer Sturmer
Translated into english means "Panty Penetrator" Adj, used to describe sweet strong alcoholic drinks as used by men everywhere to supplement their weak seducing skills. i.e. Baileys, Archers, Schnapps, Jaegermeister, Cointreau, any other high proof alcohol....
A: I say old Bean, Cindy is being a little cold this evening
B: No worries old fruit, I've heard that after a few shlupfer sturmers, she uses her undergarments solely to warm her ankles!
B: No worries old fruit, I've heard that after a few shlupfer sturmers, she uses her undergarments solely to warm her ankles!
Shlupfer Sturmer by Hasser December 30, 2008
Getting Shurmured
Often disguised as progress or battling, getting Shurmured is the act of losing a close sporting matchup with poor decision making, lack of consitency and inability to motivate a group of professionals.
Well known throughout the city of Cleveland an in many other areas of NE Ohio.
Well known throughout the city of Cleveland an in many other areas of NE Ohio.
Uncle Tony: Well we had this game in the bag until that last TD drive by the other team.
Cousin Louie: Yep, I sure am tired of getting Shurmured each week.
Uncle Tony: Yep, but we are used to it
Cousin Louie: Yep, I sure am tired of getting Shurmured each week.
Uncle Tony: Yep, but we are used to it
Getting Shurmured by bestofud November 5, 2012
Shurter
Shurter by Theboss154 August 4, 2014