Shto

The Russian word for what? But it just sounds cooler.

Mom: MAGGIE TAKE OUT THE TRASH
Maggie: Shto?

by Maggie K May 8, 2005

Shto

A guy with usually very good taste in women. They tend to have massive whale sized shlongs. They don’t respect women and catchphrase is equal rights equal fights.

Susan: “omg look at the new kid shto he had a whale cock!”

by KingAsp May 1, 2020

Shto

You’re probably doing the TikTok trend. Your name is Ashton, and your a blondie.

Mom: WUT U DOING SHTO
Larry: MY NAME IS NOT ASHTON

by ashton 🤡 June 16, 2020

Shto

A dumb stupid bitch who is always depressed but laughs nonestop.

Why you such a shto?

by Stupid dumb bitch May 31, 2020

Shto

You're probably doing the TikTok challenge, but you have got incredibly long hair, blue/grey eyes, wears glasses and has absolutely no spots. You are very kind but shy until you know you've got the best friends (probably starting wit a T, A, H ). A dumb blonde and is loyal who keep their promises. If you get on the wrong side of a Shto ashton you will be in her bad book. She is very funny and pretty.

person 1 : That girl looks like goldilocks, it Has to be a Shto

by Melissa PaperJam. June 4, 2020

shto

a sexy cool guy trying to do this trend but its so late

shto is done for

by shto June 5, 2021

Shtork

A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.

I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!

by Phuqit November 11, 2006