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Shrepokalypse

When you have all the Shrek memorabilia and it can’t protect you, then you know the Shrepokalypse has truly begun.

Watching the Shrek series will not save us. Unless we have a sidekick like Donkey, and our bodies can withstand enormous pressure from Shreks onions, then it is imminent death.
Bro : Yo bro did you see that green thing climbing the Eiffel Tower last night

Bro : no? Was it on CNN ?

Bro : yeah bro it was crazy that thing was like King Kong and hulk combined

Bro : damn bro that must’ve been Shrek. Prepare your body for the Shrepokalypse.
Shrepokalypse by JackisOG June 24, 2021
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wow the shepo's wool is really white ur the black shepo in he family
Shepo by Chula00978 July 9, 2009

Shytepoke 

Shytepoke was used by New England farmers to describe
a large bird of the partridge family that regularly fed on
worms and insects in a manure pile. However it was

used amongst Northern New Englanders derogatorily
to describe a person with less than sanitary habits.
A popular expression:
"He was taken for a shytepoke"
Shytepoke by Jayceepee July 13, 2009

shlepola 

A mixture of shit, blood, and ejaculation that dribbles from an anus for upto a day after recieving anal sex. The anus is not able to contain it's fluids so will leak until the shlepola is either gone, or the anus tightens before that. The speed at which the anus tightens is greatly effected by the circumfrence of the penis.

Shlepola can be identified by as a dark brown-red snail trail figure down somebodies pant leg, starting close to the anus. It is also common to be able to smell the shlepola when close enough to the source.

If you are able to collect an ounce of your shlepola and have either you or your partner injest it, a small, slimy troll like creature will crawl out within the week and give you a half hour of any sexual favors you or your partner ask.
My shlepola leakage was so intense that i had to resort to jamming 20 cottonballs in my anus and was only able to retrieve 15.
shlepola by pissfacehamsterlicker December 6, 2011
Stepo is pronounced Stevo but for people with the spelling of Steven with a PH (i.e Stephen).

Some people pronounce it Step-O which is fine also.
So far there is only one, the original Stepo. He is tall with GIANT hair, black glasses and a beard. He is well known.
Stephen Steve Stevo Stephan Stepo
Stepo by CoNtRaCoDe April 19, 2011

Sheepole 

This is a combination of sheep and people. This is a word used to describe people that are easily manipulated and can't think for themselves.
Scientologist are sheepole.
Sheepole by JM719 August 27, 2017