Definitions by Jayceepee

Sandusky Slap 

Rhythmic, wet clapping noise made by repeated pounding of the loins against the naked buttocks of another while in the shower.

I walked by the locker room and heard the distinct sound of a Sandusky Slap coming from the shower stalls.

Sandusky Slap by JayCeePee November 10, 2014

Pill Opera 

Soap no longer is the primary sponsor of daytime
serials aimed at women. It is now medicine.

I suggest that Medicine Opera or Pill Opera replace
"Soap Opera"

I would like to get home in time to watch my Pill Opera

Pill Opera by Jayceepee July 20, 2009

Shytepoke 

Shytepoke was used by New England farmers to describe
a large bird of the partridge family that regularly fed on
worms and insects in a manure pile. However it was

used amongst Northern New Englanders derogatorily
to describe a person with less than sanitary habits.

A popular expression:
"He was taken for a shytepoke"

Shytepoke by Jayceepee July 13, 2009