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To be completely stupid, ignorant and occasionally likable. To mother beautiful children unlike herself.
wow her baby is gorgeous, what happen to that shreeti?
In the southern USA, a girl whose manipulative and blames her privileged upbringing for her fake, toxic behavior to those around her. Shreeti's are often avoided by well-meaning couples as they will tend to break relationships to feed a deficiency in their fragile ego.
I don't want you talking to that Shreeti, she's a little psychopath!
shreeti by inhale_mw November 23, 2021

streeties 

A person living on the streets. A less degrading word for bums.
If you're looking for the streeties, there are a bunch living under the bridge.
I couldn't get any sleep last night cause the drunk streeties were making a racket outside my window!
Man that streetie looks like shit. I better buy him a sandwich or something
streeties by postedpen January 10, 2017

Shrektile Dysfunction 

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.
Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

kiss streeting

Phoebe and Salar were kiss streeting over Walnut last night.

Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse
"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"
Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015