show monkey

A man who expects a woman to have a trimmed pubic region but doesn't trim himself.

Chuck is a show monkey.

by Cutter Seahawk September 21, 2007

Show Monkey

A person who just does things for laughs/reactions out of people; a social clown. Typically when the person is known to be a jokester.

Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.

e.g My Assistant Store Manager: "STOP thinking I'm some kind of Show Monkey when it comes to me making fun of people who get caught stealing"

e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"

by juxtapositionofsouls January 24, 2022

Gong Show Monkey

a hockey term for a player, usually a grinder, who most players think is crazy.

Marty McSorely was a gong show monkey for the LA Kings.

by slapshot August 19, 2008

gong show monkey

a person who lives the hockey lifestyle in every sense of the word.

Dude, Kevin is always at the rink, practicing his shot. What a gong show monkey!

by slapshot August 20, 2008

dancing show monkey

A act of oral sex when a woman or gay man is sucking your penis and you shake it uncontrollably

Gerald and Pedro are were making dancing show monkey

by fat yummmy dick February 14, 2009

showing the monkey who's boss

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals

I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.

by Way More Awesomer March 09, 2008

Monkey show

A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."

Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?

by Pap¡ September 24, 2020