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Cedar Shoals

Also referred to as: Cedar, The Shoals, Ceda Sho or Cedar Ho. Cedar Shoals is one of 2 high schools in Athens, Ga. It is the most ghetto filled school on Earth. 80% of the students are teenage parents. It is famous for its spicy chicken fridays. There is no other school like Cedar, nonetheless it is a great place, a home away from home. But pick your friends wisely or you might get shot! ONE CEDAR!
Cedar Shoals is the bomb! One Cedar!!!
Cedar Shoals by Zedsix October 13, 2011
The most amazing boy in the world.
If your boyfriend’ a name is Shoval you win this life.
Him: what’s your boyfriend name?
Me: shoval
Him: now I understand why you won’t date me!
Shoval by Ilovedoggie42069 June 9, 2021

Cedar Shoals

A school in Athens Georgia that is often called “the shoals”. At cedar you will find wanna be thugs, hoes, and marijuana referred to as “that gas”.
Cedar Shoals student: Aye bruh you got that gas?
Cedar Shoals student 2: hell ya. Matter fact ima bless you.
Cedar Shoals by Freakwhores February 16, 2018

Cheeseburger Shovels 

The fat hands of a fat, gruff man.
Don't you dare put those cheeseburger shovels on me.

Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.

See also Chris Christie

Muscle Shoals Mule Kick

When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.
Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.

shovelsmack

someone with such an ugly face that looks like it has been smacked with a shovel
Shes such a shovelsmack
shovelsmack by Alice B December 9, 2008