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shotgun blast

when you have diarrea that all come's out at once making a sort of popping noise and spray's the toilet with shit.
Man I ate at del taco and then I gave the toilet a shotgun blast.
shotgun blast by nate July 12, 2003
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shotgun blast

A hairstyle that's common among obese females. The front and top of the hairstyle is somewhat normal, while the hair on the back of the head is, for some reason, overly spiked out.
Almost all of the fat nurses were sporting the shotgun blast hairstyle.
shotgun blast by n0kx May 16, 2008

shotgun blast

A haircut that looks like you got shot in the back of the head.
Shotgun blasts on all the boys, and all the girls.
shotgun blast by Adubs April 6, 2004

Shotgun blast

When you nut in someone’s asshole and that person shotgun blasts the cum out with a fart.
I came in her ass and she shotgun blast me.
Shotgun blast by UnitNumberOne November 9, 2018

Snotgun Blast 

When one sneezes violently as to require a cleaning product to remove the expelled mucus.
Oh man I just fired a snotgun blast all over my monitor.
Snotgun Blast by Thorian May 10, 2011

shotgun blasted 

A term to describe any event that goes down.
Can also be used in the context:
- Shotgun Blasting
Person 1: Hey man, I totally got shotgun blasted this weekend.
Person 2: Woah, me too I got shotgun blasted with my doge.
Person 1: Woah, wanna go shotgun blasting?
Person 2: Yes.
shotgun blasted by Anli November 12, 2013

Shotgun Blasted 

How did I survive getting shotgun blasted three times with a Gnaster Shotgun, but instantly die when getting shotgun blasted with an Overkill Shotgun once at the exact same range?
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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