shot in the dick

An excuse used to get out of something dangerous

Guy 1: You gonna join the protest?
Guy 2: No man. I might get shot in the dick!

by Rebel2012 October 2, 2020

shot himself in the dick

When you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.

Tye: Why did Ritchie's girlfriend just pour her drink over him?

Zane: He just shot himself in the dick by telling her to shut up for a while.

Ritchie: Hey Guys : D

Tye: Dude.. You're so pathetic!

by ZaneyBoi May 14, 2008