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short topper 

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
short topper by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021
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Shirt Topper 

Did you hear about that bitch Madolyn? She’s such a shirt topper🙄”
Shirt Topper by Jwilly38 May 25, 2023