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Oh man, it's time for me to shoot a load. I'm gonna cum. It'll be messy. Get ready to clean up, bitch.
by Arieh August 11, 2006
When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.
Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.
Now, as a joke:
Punk: Hey, screw you dude.
Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal
Now, as a joke:
Punk: Hey, screw you dude.
Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal
by John Jenjins March 9, 2009
by Highfive99 October 8, 2016
1. The act of releasing large amount of liquid (i.e semen)
2. The act of punishing someone in any way shape or form
2. The act of punishing someone in any way shape or form
examples
1. I titty fucked that bitch and after that i decided to shoot loads all over her chin
2. I knew we were gonna shoot loads on Perryville, and we did, 39-0
1. I titty fucked that bitch and after that i decided to shoot loads all over her chin
2. I knew we were gonna shoot loads on Perryville, and we did, 39-0
by J-Ev September 19, 2008
When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.
Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare
by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020