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Shitecules 

Basically slang abbreviation of the two words Shit & Molecule
When one smells a fart or a shit it is simply because there senses are bombarded with molecules of shit. Can you taste my fart? Well lap those shitecules up SUKKA, Eat My SHIT!
Shitecules by darealjz July 13, 2010
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shoeclerk 

Someone more interested in making sure the letter of the law is followed even if it runs contrary to the spirit/intent of the law
Soldier 1: I'm about to deploy to a combat zone and I couldn't get a new helmet from supply.
Soldier 2: Out of stock, huh?
Solider 1: No, they had five of them in my size but said I couldn't have them. Their new regulations state they are always "required to have five in stock at all times" in case someone needs them.
Soldier 2: What a shoeclerk!
shoeclerk by Gipper McGee December 6, 2010
Solecube is the best and most affordable shoe display box!

Solecube is the number 1 sneaker Display crate.
“Bro do you store your trainers with solecube shoe display boxes?”

“ bro your solecube set up is dope I need some to sort out my crep collection“
“Solecube is the only way to store your sneakers”
Solecube by Solecube April 27, 2022

Shitecule 

1. The aromatic, organic particle emitted en mass from flatulence and/or waste receptacles that causes a revulsive reaction from the human occupants of a room.

2. When someone or something shits themselves and interrupts the current merrymaking (usually resulting in five minutes of uproarious humor or several minutes of uncomfortable shifting about).
Ex. Uh?...EWW! Dude, Wazzat YOU! OH My GOD!
What the F**k did you eat?!? You could choke a heyena. I think I got a shitecule in my eye!

Ex. Uh, well, uh...Yes, well...Is, is there, well uh...
Shitecule by Rokgoblin March 10, 2009

shoelulemon 

The act of launching a line of athletic shoes by Athleisure clothing company lululemon.
Tomorrow lululemon’s shoe line drops. Happy Shoelulemon, everyone!!!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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