Shmooped

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

Shmooped

The act of getting shit dick everywhere during anal. To poop on ones penis.

This new girl shmooped on me last night. It was horrible.

Dude, I heard she shmooped ya.

by skuttlebutt July 12, 2016

shooped

A comedic variant of 'shopped (i.e., photoshopped).

Arose from a conflation of two memes - namely, the "Shoop da whoop" and the "This looks shopped" memes. Possibly first used on 4-chan.

"This looks shooped. I can tell by some of the pixels and by shooping a few whoops in my time."

by enoch roote November 29, 2007

Shmoofed

Not having money at the moment

Bro I can’party I’m Shmoofed

by McNigger June 20, 2019

shmoopey

someone you love and care about deeply. a nickname you can call them bc you love them that much. probably an embarassing name to say in public but still cute

Person: "Come here shmoopey I love you"

Shmoopey: "BARK"

by twerkingfordays June 11, 2016

Shmoped

When marijuana is being smoked and a person gets overwhelmingly high, to the point where said person can't function properly.

Brandon & Jeremy said "yooo haha, this bitch Zadie is shmopeddd!"

A person should go to sleep if they are shmoped.

by Roomdrifter June 7, 2018

Shmoopers

When you shit your pants in public

Uh oh i just did a shmoopers

by shmoopersdoopers December 1, 2016