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Short for Squill-mode inspired by the living chode Squill. The word originating from the group A-2 It means to shutdown and not do what you are supposed to do.
Squill is lying down in a snow bank instead of doing his stick run. He is definitely on a Shmode what a cuck.
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schmodel 

A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).

A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.

A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
schmodel by elle renae June 16, 2010
This word has three different definitions. It could mean

1. a shmoely is someone you do not know
2. a shmoely can be someone who you think is an idiot
3. a shmoely can also be someone who you already know and are using the term in an endearing manner
"Look at that shmoely over there! Does he even know what he's doing?"
Shmoely by toocoolforyou1 December 23, 2014
A dick that is short and wider then it is long.
That mans got the smallest shmode.
Shmode by The real sma June 3, 2016
during shmogel he touched her xygick
shmogel by pheobe October 1, 2003
a tall skinny man with a large chode
Shmode likes to play soccer with his chode in grassy fields in england.
shmode by manderzzz May 22, 2008