Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".
1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.
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Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.
Shmekel is the male hose.
by CtrlAltaDel December 12, 2005
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Yiddish for a prepubecent penis
Awe....doesn't he have a cute little shmekel....
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n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick
I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
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Tickling someone whilst your hand is covered in cum just to watch them wiggle like a gooey worm
Last night was fun, until she shmekelled me. I didn’t know whether to laugh or be disgusted.
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