shlunting 

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.

Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.

shlunting by Lebanation May 19, 2014

jimmy shenning 

the act of denying one's existence.

to ignore someone completely

I heard you were jimmy shenning your ex.
Yeah man she's dead to me.

jimmy shenning by JimmyShenned February 13, 2013

Shlanging 

The slinging of the male reproductive organ.

"That man was shlanging his penis hard last night."

"

Shlanging by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010

shonning

To lay or "chill" with a girl, but never actually have intercourse or even get to 2nd base with.

Dude 1: Hey dude, are you gonna have sex with her?

Dude 2: Nah, I'm shonning her until the sun comes up.

2nd example:

"dude what happened to you last night?"

"I went home with those girls and fucked them- "Nah you shonned them."

Example 3:

"Did he ever get to 2nd base?"

"Nah we shonned and listened to Drake"

shonning by 6 bohrillion July 4, 2014

The Shinning

1. A segment from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror V based on The Shining.

The name was changed to avoid a lawsuit.

"You've got the shinning!"

The Shinning by MeStoopid March 6, 2009

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

Shlanging dong by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020

shpinning 

when u sit on a toilet and the volicity of ur defication causes u to rotate in a circular motion around the seat (and possibly fly around the room)

how were u after the snackbox last night?" , "oh i had great fun, I was shpinning

shpinning by gottheshitz October 21, 2010