shizhou

best youth with you cp. yizhou and jiuzhou. yi (1) + jiu (9) = shi (10).

shizhou was meant to be

by wozainali June 9, 2021

shizhou

The most famous and popular ship in dachang made up from the combination of Yizhou and Jiuzhou yi+jiu=Shi+Zhou=shizhou. Are always together and share the same room. They are trainees in youth with you 3 and are both talented and handsome

I miss shizhou

by Meanimekiss June 9, 2021

shithousery

Chiefly British term for underhanded conduct or gamesmanship in a sport, with the intention of gaining an advantage. Typically refers to association football.

Fantastic shithousery from James Ward-Prowse to get Zaha sent off.

by MRTHICC February 1, 2019

shishou

The Japanese word for "master" often used by a student a a dojo speaking to the person who runs the dojo (also can be referred to as sensei, or teacher)

Hello shishou. We're sparring today, right?

by Phoenix8765 October 23, 2013

Shithouse Bastard

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

by funnydoodette October 9, 2008

Shithouse Poet

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

Shithoused

The next level beyond being just drunk. A state of complete and utter stupidity.

Hey man, you were so shithoused last night you burned your house down.

by Alcoholism September 16, 2004