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Shitphones 

a really crappy pair of head phones that suck alot but you have no choice but to use them because you are a music addict
i was forced to use shitphones because my good headphones died on me.
Shitphones by muscaladdiction December 20, 2009

shitbone 

The hard, living, calcareous tissue constituting the skeletal framework of, and present in all mammels' feces, which provides strength and support to the shitlog.
When Tommy shat off the edge of the lookout tower, his fat steaming blacklog fell 100 feet to the ground. The impact splattered the turd, clearly splitting the shitlog's shitbone.
shitbone by HC Greenly January 3, 2007

ShiftOne Umangier 

Eve Online
A somewhat overly agitated and vocal state.
Generally due to lack of thought process or comprehension.
Often attributed to ingestion of particles on or around sphincter of a person in a leadership position.
Never attributed to testicles (having or using).
12:53 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Wait, where'd my notifications channel go?
12:55 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M Sort decided to leave carcinogens to the FC's/Useful people
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Well then.... that's disappointing. Can we make it an opt in?
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA So us non-useful people can understand what all the fuss is about?
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M non-useful people? Pretty good summary of ANZA imo
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M take your trolls and your vigils and fuck off
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M im sick of you cunts
12:58 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA ***dickbutt emoji***

shitstove 

A generic insult, derived from the unpleasant arrangement of a heated stove full of human feces.

One of many, often created on-the-fly insults from combining two or more words. These are sometimes called 'mix-and-match' insults and almost always include a pronfanity such as fuck, shit or cunt.
I know John was being a fucking clownboat but Steve was just being a real shitstove.
shitstove by superjer April 27, 2006

Shitstainer

A person with an unusually large buttocks and/or rectum that continually leaves fecal stains on the toilet seat after evacuating their bowels.
Don't go in there after Brian ... he's a fucking Shitstainer
Shitstainer by pcicc December 26, 2016
The smell a hobo makes.
"Your shitstank powers are overwhelming I'm shutting down now."
shitstank by Shin Mega December 14, 2008