shitspoon face Share definition Flag Face a person makes when they are hatin' it. Looks like someone's trying to get them to eat a spoonful of shit. Damn, Tom's got a shitspoon face. This can't be good. shitspoon face by Johnny April 22, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the shitspoon face mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch