Shitsauce 

shitty sauce, a response when something goes horribly wrong.

Doerr: "dude I just lit your kitchen on fire... sorry"
Jon Bednarz: "AHHHH SHITSAUCE!!!!"

Shitsauce by Doerrdoerr July 21, 2011

shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitfacested 

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

shitfacested by shitfacested October 10, 2011

shitsaurus 

A person who routinely takes nasty dinosaur-size shits.

Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

shitsaurus by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014

shitfaced

To be really, really drunk

"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."

shitfaced by westside December 30, 2004

fart burger with extra shit sauce 

Extremely foul smelling fart and slight ass juice for good measure

Oh snap, I passed one and then realized it was worse, a fart burger with extra shit sauce!

fart burger with extra shit sauce by godchef May 28, 2010

Shitfaced wonder 

Some idiot who thinks (s)he's amazing...when they're drunk.

"There goes Mr. Shitfaced Wonder again, trying to impress that model at the end of the bar."

Shitfaced wonder by FB45 September 13, 2007