Shitpump

Full of shit. Constantly. What the person says is normally false, or useless.

Bloggins is a shitpump.

by Fat Edgar September 8, 2007

shitpump

A useless person. Food goes in and shit comes out, that's all he does.

Bloggins is a shitpump.

by Fat Edgar September 9, 2007

shitpump

A person who's only reason to exist is to produce excrement.

Bobby's such a shitpump!

by Mike Eggenhuizen October 24, 2003

shitpump

a fucked-up loser who gets nothing right
Pl. Shitpumps

you forgot the shit again, shitpump

by Quinn Kearns August 7, 2003

SHITPUMP

A fucked up worthless loser who does nothing but make things harder for everyone around him due to his utter incompetence in all things.

"Look at that asshole just bumbling around like a fool!"

"Yeah he makes the job harder for everyone, that useless shitpump!"

by Jerky Nutbag December 4, 2020

shitpump

a common household television set

After five hours of flipping around E!, FOX News and VH1, she shut off the shitpump and went to bed.

by Sister Novena September 7, 2008

shitpump

a common household television set

After five hours of flipping around E!, FOX News and VH1, she shut off the shitpump and went to bed.

by Sister Novena September 6, 2008