shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

shithouse polio by anonymous December 10, 2023

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

shithouse polio by anonymous December 10, 2023

Shit House Polio 

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.

I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

Shit House Polio by Mustard King April 1, 2010

Shit House Polio 

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

Shit House Polio by Mega Hemroids March 8, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004