Definitions by Zarmanov

shitdick 

The state of a penis after penetrating a rectum without a condom

I fucked her in the ass but I was left with shitdick

shitdick by Zarmanov May 20, 2003

Bastij 

A bastardized version of "bastid," which is a variation of "bastard"

Plural: bastiji
Female: bastijina
Female plural: bastijinae

That guy is a theiving bastij--he stole my money the other day.

Did you read "Gift of the Bastiji" by O. Henry?

Bastij by Zarmanov May 20, 2003