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Shit Stir 

Meaning to cause trouble, disagreeing with someone, causing an argument.

Someone who likes to cause trouble, stir up arguments.
These problems would have been easily solved, but Sarah goes and shit stirs and makes a mountain out of a mole hill.
Shit Stir by The English Person October 6, 2008

Stir shit 

The act of saying things about other people that could have heavy implications if they were true, but which however you can't prove
Boris to Francesca: Hey fran you spent a very long time in the meeting with jeremy today. What were you doing in the room
Francesca to Boris: Shut up Boris don't stir shit, you know i have a bf
Stir shit by Marakesh October 3, 2006

stir shit 

To stir shit means to address some issue which will metaphorically smell less if you leave it alone. (There has to be an issue there to begin with.)
You had to mention that, didn't you. You just had to stir shit!
stir shit by gakuxest October 26, 2008

stir fried shit 

Terrible, horrible, atrocious food. The worst tasting thing ever.
My mother-in-law's meatloaf tasted terriblelike stir fried shit.
stir fried shit by minkadelulu November 2, 2014

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. 

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick 

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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