Shit Steam 

To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne

Someone shit steamed the frat house at St. Mary's College of Maryland

Shit Steam by G-Bozo November 7, 2005

watch shit steam 

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.

Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"

watch shit steam by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

steam shit 

When spocks sister takes a shit on your chest.

To live prosperous, is to accept a steam shit on your chest from spocks sister

steam shit by Two Gurleys one Kupp October 12, 2017

Steamy Shit 

When your shit is hot as fuck.

I just had a steamy shit.

Steamy Shit by I give head for 5 shillings June 21, 2018

big steaming shit 

1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.

2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.

3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.

1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.

2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.

3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!

big steaming shit by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

steamy shit sabotage 

A Steamy Shit Sabotage is when a man coats his penis with shit and then shoves it up the female's vagina right after she queefs.

The man gave the woman a steamy shit sabotage.

steamy shit sabotage by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

steaming shit 

Steaming shit is where It feels like you are shitting out hot burning steam that is actually shit

Bob took a painful steaming shit and felt as is his anus was on fire

steaming shit by Oofooflettuce December 21, 2017