shit smasher
A fruit; worm worshipper of distinction. This gets right to the heart of the sickening violence of the homosexual act.
shit smasher by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
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smashed whale shit
1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.
Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."
Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”
Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”
smashed whale shit by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 7, 2011
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The Assramming Shitslasher
A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.
"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"
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The Assramming Shitslasher by Playboy88 June 8, 2016
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